不是恶搞

成都人出门必带的三样东西：啤酒瓶——防地震，到一个地方就拿出来倒立放起，一有动静就开跑；红外线体温计——防流感，测到距离自己一米内的人有体温超高者，远离并打120隔离；榔头——防公交车自燃，一燃起来大家都拿出榔头一起敲玻璃，逃生几率大——成都，一座来了就跑不脱的城市，不在地震中升天，就在公交车上坐化！人这一生其实可短暂了，有时候一想跟赶9路公交是一样一样的，车门一关，一开一站过去了。车门一关，不开，这辈子就过去了

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